Monday, February 6
Ok, so I knew I was a little round around the ages maybe, just the usual love handles and pot belly type stuff, but overweight?? Well according to a new machine in the chemist, that’s the word. It asked for height and weight (already at school I was overweight according to their charts) and then told you if you needed the new u-beaut diet thingy. And sure enough, the screen flashed OVERWEIGHT. So there you go, I guess I need to buy some of that miracle new formula…then again, that will happen the day the queen takes out my rubbish bi!
